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Non-traditional Wedding Readings - He Never Leaves The Seat Up

2/24/2019

 
He Never Leaves The Seat Up 
Anonymous

He never leaves the seat up, Or wet towels upon the floor
The toothpaste has the lid on, And he always shuts the door!
She’s very clean and tidy. Though she may sometimes delude,
Leave your things out at your peril,In a second they’ll have moved!
He’s a very active person,As are all his next of kin
Whereas she likes lazy days, He’ll still drag her to the gym!
He romances her and dines her, Home cooked dinners and the like
He even knows her favourite food And spoils her day and night!
She’s thoughtful when he looks at her, A smile upon his face
Will he look that good in 50 years When his dentures aren’t in place?!
He says he loves her figure And her mental prowess too
But when gravity takes her over,Will she charm with her IQ?
She says she loves his kindness And his patience is a must
And of course she thinks he’s handsome, Which in her eyes is a plus! 
They’re both not wholly perfect, But who are we to judge
He can be pig headed, Whereas she won’t even budge!
All that said and done, They love the time they spent together
And I hope as I’m sure you do That this fine day will last forever.
He’ll be more than just her husband, He’ll also be her friend
And she’ll be more than just his wife, She’s be his soulmate - till the end.

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  • Home
  • Parts Of A Ceremony
    • Unplugged Wedding Ceremony
    • Presentation of the Bride and Groom
    • Opening Prayers
    • Welcoming Words
    • Moment of Silence
    • Words About Love And Marriage
    • Declaration of Intent
    • Secular Wedding Vows
    • Christian Marriage Vows
    • Meaning of the Wedding Rings
    • Christian Ring Blessings
    • Christian Ring Exchanges
    • Secular Wedding Ring Exchanges
    • Christian Marriage Blessings
    • Marriage Blessings
    • Marriage Pronouncements
    • Seven Blessings for a Jewish Wedding
    • Breaking of the Glass
    • Blog The parts of a wedding ceremony
  • Site Index
    • Readings >
      • Readings About Love
      • Readings about Marriage
      • Non - Traditional Wedding Readings
      • Spiritual Wedding Readings
      • Christian Wedding Readings
      • Asian Ceremony Ideas
      • Hindu Wedding Readings
      • Disney
      • Star Wars
      • Cats and Dogs
      • Dr. Who
      • Harry Potter
      • Beatles
      • Celtic Wedding Ceremony Options
    • Unity Ceremony Ideas >
      • The Rose Ceremony
      • Wedding Box Ceremony
      • Unity Sand Ceremony
      • The Unity Cross
      • The Hand Ceremony
      • The Cord of Three Strands
      • Tying of the Fishermans Knot
      • Jumping the Broom
      • Unity Candle Ceremony
      • Tree Planting Ceremony
      • Hand Washing Ceremony
      • Foot Washing Ceremony
      • Ring Warming Ceremony
      • Blended Family Wedding Ceremony
  • Wedding Ceremony Scripts
    • Simple Wedding Ceremonies
    • Secular Ceremonies
    • Christian Wedding Ceremony Scripts
    • Civil Ceremony Scripts
    • Wedding Ceremonies
    • Handfasting Ceremony Scripts
  • Wedding Vow Renewals